May 2013
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amielleon:
yosukeseta:
tectuu:
yosukeseta:
im still pissed off about シ and ツ
I don’t シ whaツ bad about this?
im going to stab you in the face
ソン of a—
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April 2013
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grithokskulk asked: get off tumblr in class you poop face
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calliopesragingboner:
one-hamburger:
dicksp8jr:
fionaaelizabeth:
If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead
what do coral even get stressed about
Current events
Get out.
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subspacetsundere:
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
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pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:
that-stupid-tardis-sound:
words i use in every sentence:
no
stop
dude
literally
like
seriously
fuck
That’s a sentence right there
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loweryi:
crowbegottenbatman:
loweryi:
crowbegottenbatman:
the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
what
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
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eeriberry:
justaguywitharrows:
queereyes-queerminds:
seabasstian:
Arriving at your gender identity 15 years late with Starbucks
I stopped laughing when I realized that this is pretty legit what happened to me. (C’mon, give me a free pass up to age 6… I didn’t care about anything except popsicles and dinosaurs back then)
That’s more or less the joke— that it’s true.
I’m real glad that...
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scoutsfirmbuns:
quiet reminder that i am not actually a girl, i am nonbinary/agender and my pronouns are strictly ‘they,’ and to never call me ‘she,’ or ‘her,’ ever.
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venusaurphobia:
The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet
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youcanchoosefreedom:
parkingpowersactivate:
disneyfoodtravel:
Jean Valjean in the first 10 minutes of the movie: I only stole a loaf of bread
literally me for the rest of Les Miserables:
Fun fact! ^This line in Aladdin was a reference to Les Miserables. They had it because the girl who did the voice for Jasmine’s singing, Lea Salonga, played Eponine on broadway and is one of the most...
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your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
glampersand:
D
(via billie-joe)
Oo
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Six websites I go to when I am upset:
acurlyheadedman:
1) When I am disgruntled
2) When I need a quiet place
3) When I want everything to be okay
4) When I need a hug
5) Just click this.
6) When I need to calm down.
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jesterproductions:
you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:
yamisora:
psilentasincjelli:
hudmelberrysonnyc:
corkiri:
ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully
play this video but mute it
and then
open this one up but DO NOT have it muted
then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve never felt before
#THAT WAS THE MOST STRESSFUL EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE
BABIES
THAT...
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castielisamonkeyslut:
eridanschoicehalf:
mathmaticalkrillbits:
ukeking:
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you
that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry
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toocoolforpopularity:
2013 Resolutions:
Be as swift as a coursing river;
With all the force of a great typhoon;
With all the strength of a raging fire;
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
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boomitsnialler:
i actually get scared and self conscious and very anxious when people my age or younger have all their shit together like what’s wrong with me how come i can’t be like that i want to be social and have my head screwed on straight but i’m not how come they got there before me what did i do wrong
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dead:
2012:
lapfoxofficial:
i can’t believe 2012 is fucking dead
i told you dead and i are just friends
wow what the hell asshole i thought i meant something to you
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neurowolf:
napoleonbonerhard:
a-red-panda:
...
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wugs:
alright captcha we’ve had our differences in the past
but
i’m pretty fucking sure i got this one right
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come-and-meet-the-girl-who-can:
leopadra:
it’s 2013 and there still isn’t a bridge from america to europe
i read my mum this post and she said “why the fuck would europe want that”
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I can't stop looking at these
theawokenprince:
kingdomofapples:
askrufiohvoice:
simpleruser:
((Oh damn))
oh my god
and john
john’s the only one that doesn’t….
john tho
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Elementary School: Here's a basic understanding of history and how the world works.
High School: Actually, that's not quite right. Everything is actually a whole lot more complicated than that.
College: EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRRROOONNNNGGGG
History Channel: Aliens.
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